Chud8: Representative of your president Joseph R. Biden Jr. speaking, and he has received news that Russiya is on the side of our African brothers. The white house will effectively terminate all communications and aid to the Ukrainian Government and Military by October 1, 2023. In addition to this the American armed forces will conduct a special "denazification" program alongside the RAF who are already present in the area. Abrams, Leopards, and all NATO vehicles are set to self-destruct by 21st of September 12:00:00 (GMT+2). God Bless America. Glory to Africa. Slava Rosii.
(Sorry, we ukrainians are retarded)